rogerina:

i’ll see you in heck

unclefather:

"Stocks are going down, Mark. I’m not ready for this company to go under"

unclefather:

"Stocks are going down, Mark. I’m not ready for this company to go under"

“Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he callin’ me NyQuil”

William Shakespeare (via whitegirlgrant)

itll:

how does wikipedia know the height of every celebrity

insanity-and-vanity:

Me about every decision I’ve ever made

insanity-and-vanity:

Me about every decision I’ve ever made

lindseybluth:

elijahkrantz:

There are lipstick stains on my capri sun

which lana del rey song is this from